I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
(via some-derp)
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
(via ofthesoul92)
do you ever start thinking of someone while youre walking somewhere and start smiling uncontrollably
(Source: vans-supreme, via ofthesoul92)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
(via some-derp)
